The Anonymous Critic's Top Three worst movies of 2012

Hello, I'm The Anonymous Critic, I watch them so you don't have to. Yep you guessed it I'm counting down my Top Three worst movies of 2012. The movies that stole 2 hours out of my life, 2 hours, I'll never get back.

Also I'm doing a Top Three because I don't watch as many bad movies as other people do.

One thing just to keep in mind, these aren't just films I dislike just because their bad, these are the films that really make me cringe, these are the movies that really insulted me in the face, these are the films that I just want to destroy as they come out on DVD.

One more thing I want to say is that, if you disagree with me and if you like any of the films on this list then thats absolutely fine, that does not make you an idiot. People like different movies for different reasons.

So, starting from the bottom lets get the list over and done with.  

1. And now the worst, the single worst film of 2012 the film I'd least like to sit through a second time and-well I don't know how to soften the blow on this so I'll come straight out with it. My choice for the absolute worst film of 2012 is The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2.

 

This film was total torture: All the characters in this film appear in scenes of startling stupidity. This not only stupid but it's also a bore, the set up is like crazy and the execution so bad that there's litterally nothing that can save it.
 2. Zero Dark Thirty

 What a disappointment. How can you have a movie about the manhunt for Osama bin Laden that never really tells us the story about the manhunt for Osama bin Laden. This is a heartless, boring, mean-spirited and sometimes sadistic movie featuring an emtionless, uncharasmatic and forced performance by Jessica Chastain.

 3. Haywire   

O.K. I just gonna cut straight to the chase with this one, Gina Carano just can't act. On top of that the plot is just incomprehensible and the violence is unrelenting instead of exiting or provocative and a cast totally gone to waste so there is literally nothing that can save it. Come on Steven Soderbergh you can do better than this.

   
3. Anna Karenina,

This film was the product of director Joe Wright and star Keira Knightley who made such hits like Pride and Prejudice and Atonement. You'd think that they of all people wouldn't drop the ball after all Anna Karenina was a classic peice of literature. But this product was no match for a corney screenplay by Tom Stoppard, setting the film on a stage, an uneven tone and a lifeless performance by Keira Knightly.

Dishonourabe Metion: Zero Dark Thirty

 What a disappointment. How can you have a movie about the manhunt for Osama bin Laden that never really tells us the story about the manhunt for Osama bin Laden. This is a heartless, boring, mean-spirited and sometimes sadistic movie featuring an emtionless, uncharasmatic and forced performance by Jessica Chastain.

Do you agree with my list which film(s) of 2012 do you hate the most?

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